Answer:
BUT. Nononononnnonononnononnoonononono
| me: | hey |
| friend: | i have a boyfriend |
| me: | whats up |
| friend: | we totally made out last night |
| me: | ok so how are you |
| friend: | in love with my hot boyfriend |
| me: | wow |
| friend: | boyfriend |
| me: | *stays home* |
| parents: | why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life |
| me: | *goes out* |
| parents: | omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets |
| me: | *eats* |
| parents: | you are ruining your body with that garbage |
| me: | *doesn't eat something* |
| parents: | we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder? |
| me: | *exhales* |
| parents: | don't give me that attitude |